A creeping sort of ennui already had me in its grips…and I had vague thoughts of driving to the Everglades and renting an airboat and a swamp-side villa for a few days just to clear my head. Atlanta and Austin and Tempe are cool, though Tempe is pretty much only a college town, so I feel like it doesn’t count. Those numbers were weighted roughly equally, and the other of the equation was “romance and fun,” and took into account elements like “online dating opportunities” (isn’t that the same everywhere? I wrote a book about golf that forced me to spend time in that horrid state, and here were some of my thoughts about Orlando and the surrounding cities: This is the spot, I believe, where the American dream turned into a nightmare—a crowded, endless stretch of homogenous homes blurring together in a feverish hallucination of stucco and palm trees, broken up, in the intersections, by chain restaurants and the odd CVS…a depressing month-long trek…an extended vision of uniformity and tacky capitalism run amok. ) and household income and how much it costs to get your haircut. SALT LAKE CITY — It's a simple assignment that's getting a failing grade from parents. I couldn't believe some of the questions and guidelines.The whole premise of the assignment was ridiculous,” said Jenn Oxborrow, who has an 11th-grade daughter at Highland High School in Salt Lake City. I have been to Orlando, more than once, and it might be the worst place in America. It turns out, they had a complicated system based on “dating economics,” which included average restaurant prices and movie costs and taxi fare (huh? I was going to say that I’d rather be single in hell, but then I realized that hell is Orlando in summer. I Googled “Salt Lake City boring” and was taken to this website, where user “free101girl” had this to say: I’m amazed no one has mentioned Salt Lake City. I have no idea how Salt Lake City and Orlando made the top of the list, but they both excelled in the “romance and fun” category. Join the hundreds of singles in Utah already online finding love and friendship in Salt Lake City! I am not perfect, but I have a lot of good qualities such as sincerity, understanding and patience.

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It’s dull, it’s sterile, it’s hard to get a drink, and there’s no one on the streets after dark. Don’t even get me started about what they call “scones.” They can’t even do scones right, guys! Also, here’s a video with 30,000 views with some dude on a motorcycle talking about how boring Salt Lake City is.

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