Footage of the aftermath shows police officers restraining and searching a man outside the pub while gathering crowds watched on in disbelief.

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It is alleged a 24-year-old man involved in the altercation produced a knife before a 29-year-old man suffered a serious neck wound.

Emergency services were quick to attend, with dozens of police officers surrounding the bar, while a high-acuity unit also called out.

Cheap Wine and A Three Day Roast (Cheap Wine and A Three Day Growth by Cold Chisel); Save the Whales (Sail Away by Enya); Turn the Heater On (Turn The Beat Around by Gloria Estefan); Alex The Seal (Our Lips Are Sealed by The Go-Gos). I needed to take some Panadol and have a lie down after I’d read them: Anyone else? Naturally this led to a conversation with Brad about weird men in beanies but also on songs that I used to love until I found out they were weird.

Thankfully after this humiliation, friends revealed to me some of their own lyrical car crashes. And then I made the mistake of sitting in the car and googling the lyrics. I mean I can’t listen to this song now without thinking it’s being sung by some guy called Dave wearing a beanie, eating chips and doing crystal meth on 100 day old feral bed linen.