'They disappeared one night a few years ago and I heard I might be able to find them here.Please contact me if you have any pertinent information.'It was back to the smutty references for 24-year-old Alison who said a relationship should be like a Nintendo 64 - 'classic, fun to spend hours with and every issue easily fixed by blowing on it then shoving it back in'.

You get a certain satisfaction from crunching away at its tiny buttons, but it’s hard to imagine the handset appealing to many people beyond hardcore Black Berry fans, due to its unspectacular specs and power, and fierce competition.Despite the unveiling of multiple flagship smartphones this week, the handset that’s generated by far the most interest at MWC 2017 is the new Nokia 3310.The extraordinary 4K HDR display-toting Sony Xperia XZ Premium and highly impressive LG G6 have been completely upstaged by a feature phone with basic limitations.Holy nostalgia, the iconic Nokia 3310, the unforgettable "indestructible" mobile phone of our youth, is finally back.Before Apple and Samsung took hold, this was the device carried by a generation in the Noughties – and now it has been reimagined and reborn.