Some guys just come to this realization sooner than others *cough**cough*.5. Thanks to the patriarchy, women learn to master blow jobs early in their sexual lives (sometimes before they even lose their virginity) but guys typically don't figure out that women want their vulvas licked until their mid-20s.

Oooh, yeah, work that upholstery attachment that you read about in the Miele manual.4. Every guy comes to the realization that being jealous of your guy friends just makes him look sad and lame.

" Puke.) But mostly, it's the fact that he's your first.

Not necessarily just sexually, but myriad other ways, too: The first guy you watch with, the guy who buys you a copy of Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of The Moon," the first one in the passenger's seat as soon as you get your learner's permit...

But just because you were her age once, it doesn’t mean that dating a young woman is always plain sailing. Whatever the age gap, here’s how to date a younger women successfully. Youth might imply less experience, but it doesn’t mean a lack of empathy, nous and emotional intelligence.

Maybe just one shot of whiskey instead of seven of vodka. We know what we want out of life, and we're probably not going to change it.

Don't try and get us to do acid again just because you want to see if we can recreate the time we went to Bonnaroo 10 years ago.4. "Older" doesn't necessarily mean we're going to stop watching cartoons or laughing at fart jokes. Yeah, we might also have emotional baggage, but the more time we've had to date around, the more we know what we like and (hopefully) how to avoid making the same mistakes we made previously.8.

George Clooney and his new wife, Amal Alamuddin, are the talk of the town.

But, it's not all good things, as there's also talk about their “bizarre” age gap: him 53, her 36.