My standards are low.” • “Find more interesting descriptors than ‘laid back.’” • “Don’t use the word ‘passionate.’” • “Don’t list only physical attributes in ‘what I’m looking for.’” • “Don’t say, ‘I am looking for a woman who…’ This isn’t a cattle auction, folks.” • “Don’t tell me that you like Thai food and expect me to think you are fascinating.

Every person on the planet likes Thai food.” Give good profile and better email. Don’t write a five page rant about The Mountain Goats. Close with a casual question that invites a response.” • “Do not bother sending me a message that just says, “pretty.” I will not answer you.” • “Just because asking out women is more accessible online, doesn’t mean you should treat it as if you’re unemployed and dropping off a form application at every Mc Donald’s and Starbucks you come across.” Don’t present with a list of demands • “Try to not lead with a list of what you don’t like/hate/can’t stand.

There are endless questions that can spin around your head before, during and after a date, which is why we’ve compiled a list of some top dating tips for men, to help make sure your date is an ultimate success. If you’re a little shy, practice beforehand by talking to people you don’t know.

This saves a lot of time, and for men with busy careers or a limited network, online dating might seem like the ultimate solution.Many people may also be shy about their appearance.You may not be 6ft tall with a 6-pack, but it’s more attractive to a woman to show that you’re comfortable in your own skin and happy being you. Don’t do all the talking On your date, make sure you don’t do all the talking.Also, ugh the whole line about a girl who wears nerdy glasses but also looks great in heels/knows how to be comfy but dresses killer/read the Times in bed on Sunday morning. I actually met four nice men and fell in love with one.” There is a consensus that good hygiene is important. No sweats.” • “Shower and don’t dress like an idiot.” Choosing the right picture of yourself might not mean what you think it means • “Do use pictures of yourself shamelessly holding pets or babies or reading books.Ughhhhhhh where is the master profile you are all drawing these from?? ’ in your profile, I assume you are a guy who thrives on drama.” 89.7% of respondents agree: Three emails tops, then meet. (We made that figure up, but it’s pretty close.) • “The whole point of online dating is to set up IRL dates. 82,049 respondents would like to remind you to brush your teeth. There are whole Tumblrs devoted to this.” • “Don’t put a picture of you embracing another woman.” • “If your photo is just a bare torso, I am not going to respond to your message. Apparently, according to the vehemence and frequency of responses, a lot of guys are misguided about their height. • “Everyone should be more open about what they want and who they are.” Every single respondent agrees with this, which is well-put: • “If there’s something that you consider off-putting about yourself, no need to harp on it. No need to address it in length on your profile (or even at all); it comes off as bitter and insecure….